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The Drama About Innocent Cohabitation ~ The Lover ~ (Editor's note: word play - lover can also mean raunchy in Korean)
Life is a series of choices.
After we open our eyes in the morning, we have endless options.
Should I get up now?
Or should I sleep a bit more? From insignificant worries like that
to the important choices about my future.
While making those insignificant to important choices,
We chose something slightly unique.
We aren't married, but live our days together.
We can break-up as if it were nothing whenever we would like to,
but we've chosen to open our eyes and sleep in the same home again today.
We are couples living together.
The Drama About Innocent Cohabitation ~ The Lover ~ (Editor's note: word play - lover can also mean raunchy in Korean)
The day we have chosen starts again.
-I'm leaving! -Wait, wait!
Look at how chapped you are. I told you to put on lotion, come here.
Ah, now you look human.
Go.
- Go. - It smells like poop.
- What poop smell? - Smell it.
Really!
Wow, It really smells like poop!
It smells like poop!
You, come here. You need to put some gel on your hair.
- Gel? What kind of gel? - Come here, come here.
Why?
What the heck are you doing, you bastard? So disgusting.
I love you!
They say that time wears love out,
but it seems the days we live together make our love a little more honest.
But sometimes, my man is not honest.
Today, he was more so.
Hey! Jung Young Joon!
What? Did a war break out?
- You used my make-up, right? - Your make-up?
- I haven't. - As if.
So why can I see the jar bottom of the cream I bought last week?
- I don't know. I said I did not use it. - So you are going to keep denying it?
Tell me, tell me! Choi Jin Nye (33) Owner of an online banchan store
I said I haven't!
I didn't, I said I didn't!
- You must have have used it up without noticing. - I was not planning on saying this but
There was a hair on the lid! Very thick and curly ones!
It must be yours.
Look, it is clearly yours. It even says, "Jung Young Joon's hair".
Okay, I admit it. I used it. I used it this one time. Why are you being so cheap over a lotion?
Do you even know how expensive this is? It has anti-aging effects and it smooths wrinkles! It's really expensive!
Really?
- Now that I look at it, it got a bit more smooth! - Hey!
You put it there?
Because my thing is important, but...
Now I understand why women are so obsessed over make-up.
Hey, pay me back for my make-up product! Pay for it!
Hey, you just took some money from my purse, right?
Ah, of course I did not do that. Think carefully again.
What were you thinking? It was money I took out yesterday to use.
- I said I didn't. - You only have three seconds.
- I said it really wasn't me. - One...
two, three!
Noona, I'm really sorry. Yeah, it's true, I did take it. I really want to buy an action figure, but it's $49.90.
But I only had $4.90, so I borrowed some from you.
I was seriously planning on paying you 45 dollars back. I did not take it, I just borrowed it!
So Noona, understand me through your big heart, not your big chest.
Noona...
- Hey... Give me the money. Where is it? - The money?
Where did I put it?
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Wait.
Yah! Aren't you even sorry for Shin Saimdang? (her face is on the $50 bill)
But I put it there because I thought that that would be the warmest place to keep it in.
Hey, If you need money then just confidently ask for it! What is this? You are not even a kid.
Really?
Give me $50.00 so that I can buy action figures.
Are you crazy? Do you know how many peppers I can buy with $50.00?
Ah, you said that you would give it to me! Ah, give me!
I won't.
What is that 50 cents?
Did you also take money from the piggy bank?
No. It really was mine. When I bought cigarettes yesterday, I had 50 cents left.
Where would you get money from? You totally took it from the piggy bank!
Even if you say you have money, it fell so whoever gets it first keeps it!
What? Then do not drop it.
Then is anything that falls on the ground, and rolls away, yours?
- Yeah! What are you going to do about it? - Really?
- What are you doing? - I'm rolling around.
I belong to you.
Song: I like it by Rose Motel
Aw, you belong to me?
Oh really?
♫ I like you ♫
♫ I only see you ♫
Roll more!
Living together might mean that our boundaries become unclear.
Without realizing it, we started sharing a lot of things.
But even though we've spent much time together,
In the end, there are some things that can not be shared.
Aish, even after I tell her to put the towels in the bathroom...
There are no towels again?
She should have washed the towels.
What am I doing? So uncomfortable.
What is this?
A rag...
Is it for decoration?
Hang it here...
and when drinking...
I don't know what this is.
I don't think that is it...
Oh Do!
Oh Do, were you taking a nap?
You should've at least folded the laundry! You took a nap to play video games all night?
Wait a minute.
The thing that was here, have you seen it?
It's small, so...
This?
-Ah, so dirty! -What?
Why were you on this?
It's a pad!
- It's clearly a pad! For my period! -This is a pad?
Yeah, the one that you wash and use. You don't even know that?
What did you do with it? I asked you what did you do with it?
- Did you m******** with it? - Ah, so dirty. Even when you think, you're...
Ah, seriously. So dirty.
- I asked you what you did with it? - What could I have done?
- It's the first time I've seen it... - So dirty! I just cleaned this.
And you even put it to your face. It's absolutely disgusting! Twe, twe!
So disgusting! I need to wash it again!
♫ My own smell ♫ "Smelly Girl" by 10cm
Doo! It smells like nice fabric softener!
Even though we started sharing many things through living our daily lives together,
at times like this, I start to realize that there are things that I wish that he doesn't know.
I, of course have something that I cannot throw away.
Something that all women can not easily throw away.
Is it small? Is it not small?
Man Goo, I hung the laundry. Give me ten dollars.
Wait. How is it? Does it suit me?
It's pretty. Give me ten dollars. Hurry.
I'll put it on, so try giving me your honest opinion.
Ok.
- I won't give you ten dollars. - Alright.
Tada! How is it? Does it suit me?
This grandma, going around buying dresses that don't even suit her.
I said give me my money! Ten dollars!
Sorry, I do not have any money. I forgot to take out some cash from my credit card today.
Pretty my butt, look at that side and bottom!
I bet my whole fortune that that dress will rip in 24 hours if you leave with that on.
Whole fortune? You don't even have a lot of money.
I think it fits perfectly. Is it small?
Yeah, it's f**** small.
I knew this would happen.
It was on sale, so I can't get a refund.
That's why I asked why you bought a dress that doesn't suit you.
Girls do that sometimes.
We want to buy clothes we haven't tried.
Is it small, really?
Don't make me talk!
Getting whiny, aish.
Ah, but it's a waste...
What should I do?
If I can't wear it outside, then I will just wear it at home.
This is a good dust cleaner.
It feels good.
And it's soft.
Go over there and do it! Dust is getting all over the place.
There's a lot of dirt here.
Joon, tell your fans not to buy cushions like these.
They are hard to clean.
Seriously, this flower vase. It always accumulates dust.
Wait, just wait.
What are you doing putting a comic book there?
Mind your own business.
Aish!
I told you to put back the comic books when you're done.
- What's wrong? Are you sick somewhere? - No, just keep doing it.
You're acting all petulant.
What are you doing?
Right here and now?
Awww!
What is this? Isn't this my underwear?
Yeah. Mine are in the laundry, so I'm wearing yours for now.
I didn't wash this yet!
Really? Then I will just wash it after I am done wearing it.
Move! You're really strange.
I really don't think this is right. Just keep cleaning.
What was that? Should I have not worn underwear?
However, there are things that can not be given up on easily.
Since my man seems to like it so much, I do not think I can throw away this dress for the time being.
And for a man, there are some things that they need to throw away or let go of,
whether it be an item or an emotion.
- The weather is nice. - I said let's just fluff it on the deck!
We just have to do this together.
Hold it tight. If you're not careful, you're going to fly towards me.
I would like to actually fly. You aren't even *%$ strong.
Did you just call me weak?
Yeah, you're weak. Quit messing around.
Okay, we'll do it on the count of three. One, two, three!
Ah, it makes such a good sound when I dust it off with you.
One, two, three!
The weather's so nice.
There's so much dust around here.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Yes.
You must be here to get the dust off your bed sheet.
Let's do it.
Hold on tight.
One, two, three!
Hwan Jong, you're really strong! I almost lost my grip!
You're making me embarrassed. I'm strong everywhere else.
What are you doing, Hwan Jong?
What was that!
They're cute.
- Again, again! - Of course. They are young.
Again! We'll count to three.
Slowly! One, two, three!
You bastard!
Why are you doing it so hard? Are you crazy?
We'll go now.
One, two, three!
I feel like it's going to rip! You're so strong!
My right hand isn't so good right now, so I'm mostly using my left hand. Is it still that strong?
It's so strong!
- Let's do it. - One, two, three!
Why do you keeping doing this?
You really want to die...
Don't cuss that in front of other people.
- Do it softly. - No, you have to have a firm grip.
You have to wake up.
- Don't blankly look at me with your mouth open, and wake up! - One, two, three!
One, two, three!
You're really strong!
Hit it towards the sides, not towards the middle. Like this.
Good, good. okay.
One, two, three!
My arm... My arm hurts.
- Do it slowly even if it hurts. - Just hurry up and do it. Stop playing around.
-Aigoo! Ah! -One, two, three!
One, two!
One!
- Turn it around - Hey, turn it around.
Turn it around?
We're were going to turn it around first.
- One... one, two, three! - First!
I told you to hold on and wake up.
Three! Three!
You really!
Can't we stop now? I think it's done.
Did I do something wrong?
- Who are you talking with? - One, two.
Look at her hair.
You can't be dragged towards me!
- Are you speaking informally? - No, not informally.
- Wake up and do it right! - I'm tired!
Am I not tired?
-What? - My stomach hurts. Can we take a break?
- My stomach suddenly hurts. - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
My stomach hurts because I tensed up all of the sudden. We have to start over.
Yes, sure.
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
The weather's great. La, la, la.
Flip!
Wait.
- Wait. - Why?
- It hurts. - Listen.
What are you doing? Sorry.
He's out of his mind. Wake up!
Are you alright?
Let's try to turn the blanket over. Wait.
That crazy son of a b****
Hey! What are you doing to someone you met for the first time?
Why is he looking so crazy?
Wake up, you bastard. You're crazy.
Don't cuss in front of other people.
Wow! She's better than a man.
Look at her strength!
Isn't she cool?
- You did well. - Yes, you did well.
- Sorry. - Sorry. "The Most Ordinary Existence" by My Sister's Barber Shop
It's nothing.
What do you mean it's nothing?
They're apologizing. You should say sorry.
I'm sorry. Is that good?
Go in now.
Bye. Shouldn't you go in?
Yes.
Why are you like this?
Men obsess over their useless pride.
Even though they know it's useless, they do it over and over again.
I also have something that I
needlessly obsess over.
It's BoA's song.
BoA really does not age. Our age difference is not even that big.
Of course! BoA noona is my first love.
So, I'm Grandma and BoA is your noona?
Yeah.
I wonder what my first love is doing right now.
Look for him.
How?
These days you can find everything if you look on Facebook.
Really? Then find him for me!
What's his name?
Ahn Dong Ho.
My heart is beating fast.
Wait. I think I found him.
- Really? - Are you ready?
Ta-da!
It's him! It's him! It's him!
He got so old! His child is this old?
See? I told you it would be easy.
You're right. It is easy. Give it to me. I'm going to try to find something.
Oh my gosh!
This oppa still has his killer smile!
This is really fun!
You're searching again? Why do you have so many first loves?
This time, it is a woman. There was this girl in high school who always made me the bread shuttle.
She said something like my face makes me look like a gold fish or whatever. That crazy b****.
Anyway, I've been wondering what that wrench has been doing for a while.
Cha Ye Rin.
I found her! Wow!
Look at her belly! She looks very fat! Just look at it!
Oh my god!
She has a husband,
but he's so f****** ugly!
But you look really cute!
What are you doing? Stop.
You deserve it you b****.
Who else should I look up now?
Daebak! I just found a guy I liked back when I went to church.
His name is Kim Yo Han, and he now goes to a temple.
Do I have to call him monk oppa now?
Get out! Aish...
Ah, Joon! What was the name of that girlfriend you had before?
Why? I don't know!
What is it?
I don't know! Go away so I can poop!
Why are you scared? Just poop then.
What did you do with your hair?
I've put them up after a while.
Do you like this kind of hair?
You look like a kid. Now catch some wild pigs.
Just eat this.
It's Chinese kimchi!
You.. like Chinese cabbage?
I totally like it!
You like it that much, but why didn't you tell me?
I ate it for 6 months, I got tired of it.
You've eaten it for 6 months...
Noona, are you going somewhere?
Do you like flower dresses?
Yea.
Do you also like pink lipstick?
It's not bad.
Should we watch a movie?
- Sure! - How about World War Z?
Do you like zombie movies?
Of course I like them!
But Man Goo, I thought you couldn't watch zombie movies.
My friends said that the movie is fun.
Yes!
Quick picture before we go to watch Young Joon's favorite movie!
Our cabbage loving oppa, wearing a flower dress he bought for me!
Finally watched World War Z! Wasn't scary at all since I was with oppa the whole time! I love you.
Noona, is there some sort of a war going on?
There are things that are better off unknown. The past...
Just memories that must fade away.
Still, the things that are better left unknown come at times when you don't want them to
and throw a hard problem at us.
I got it, okay.
Alright, I'll see you later!
Here.
Who is that calling in the morning?
Oh, So Yeon, that we should meet at Sae Hee's wedding later.
Sae Hee? Sae Hee's getting married?
Isn't she the girl who was single her whole life?
Yeah, she's even marrying the first guy she's ever met.
Wow, that's amazing. What does he do for a living?
It's an executive or a researcher at a big company.
Good for her.
- You're going to go with me later, right? - Where?
Sae Hee's wedding!
Why are you telling me this now? I'm busy.
Doing what?
I have to do the dishes and send my recording file to PD Kim.
I don't even have any nice pants. You have to wear formal clothes going to places like that.
Don't you have any at your parents' house?
There are some at my parents' house but they're too small.
I gained weight, so it doesn't even fit my waist.
You don't need to go all out. Even going casual is fine these days.
I can't just wear jeans and a jacket.
You have those dress pants, the beige ones.
You can just wear that and a coat.
Can't you just go alone?
What's the reason you don't want to go?
It's not that I don't want to go,
even if I do, it's all people I don't know, and it's awkward.
My friends always go with their husbands and boyfriends, and you want me to go alone?
Why can't our country's women be more independent?
Everywhere they go, they always need someone else to go with them.
Yeah, but that's not my point.
Are you going or not?
I said I can't.
It's not that you can't, it's that you don't want to!
What reason would there be for me to not want to go?
Because people might ask you why we're not getting married.
And you don't want to see my married friends, either.
It's because you don't like that.
I said it's nothing like that, just...
I don't want to go. Can't you just go alone?
Why are you like this whenever I bring something up?
We can just go to the wedding and congratulate them, why are you being like this?
We can just congratulate them, but
my heart gets heavy if I go.
- Why would it get heavy? - I said it's uncomfortable.
What's so uncomfortable? You know all my friends.
If I go, I feel like- Just because I don't like feeling smaller.
Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry!
♫ I must have come too far ♫ "Don't Cry" by Sunwoojungah
Why did I spit out such words?
Those words that have no answers to them.
Whenever they ask me stuff, I get uncomfortable.
Why would you feel smaller? My friends all like you!
I know they like me, but if I go
they all are already married.
And those kind of people ask whatever they want, like when are you two getting married?
What do you go for a living?
To me, those useless greetings are really, really
uncomfortable.
Hey, all my friends say you seem cool if I tell them that you are a voice actor.
They have their situations, and we have our own.
Did we do something wrong?
All you have to do is go and congratulate them. Why are you being like this, it's so upsetting.
♫ I don't have anywhere to hang on to ♫
♫Now I want to let it all go♫
So you want me to dress like this?
Does it match?
It looks nice.
But does it go well with the weather?
I don't think it's nice for this kind of weather.
Let's just stay home and watch TV.
What about the wedding?
We'll just not go then.
Take this off now. Take it off. "House" by Kim Jung Kyun
- I don't want to. - It doesn't even match you. Hurry take it off.
I don't want to, it looks good on me.
Hey, but why are you watching the fishing channel?
How is that the fishing channel? It's the news.
We're smiling like this now, but nothing has been solved.
And even in the future, it won't be solved.
Living in one house, out of all the problems we face, there are minor ones as well.
For example, like this.
No,
But is this always like this?
No, I tried shaving it, but it keeps on coming back.
The hair is everywhere like moles. It's so noticeable!
What do I do about this?
Hwan Jong must have come! I'm hanging up.
Hwan Jong! I thought you had a night class, but you came quicker than I thought.
Yes, the night class was cancelled. What were you doing, in front of the mirror?
Wait. What is this smell?
Oh, you must have washed.
Yeah, I washed.
Then we could lie down here together!
Right now?
- You must be tired! - No, not to sleep.
Then, what...
I wasn't thinking about doing that today.
I'll let you think about it.
This... Are you going to take it off
- or should I do it? - Wait. Hwan Jong, I...
- It's that day today. - That day?
Yeah, that day.
I checked it off for you though.
It's not that day.
It's a dangerous day for me.
I bought all these condoms.
Oh, I see. You bought a lot.
Wait.
I'll take it off. Stay still.
Why are you so stiff?
- Should we be at parade rest? - I don't want that.
Just relax a bit. Your muscles are getting too tight.
Let's do it now, like this. One, two-
Seol Eun, you're pretty strong. Just do this... You're really strong.
Just like this, let's do this. You're pretty strong, you're very strong.
It hurts! It hurts!
Is my skinship uncomfortable?
Or is this like a sensitive spot?
Today, can we do something new?
- Something new? - Yeah.
Today,...
Today?
Tie me up.
♫ Alaska ♫ "Alaska" by Ha Jung Woo
♫ Cold country, Alaska ♫
Tie me up.
♫ She tells me that Alaska's too cold ♫
I didn't know you had this side. This is new.
It must hurt, does it hurt?
I found out her new preference.
For now, there are more things we need to learn than what we know.
But, as people start to know more than they're supposed to
the things they can't tell each other come more often than usual.
Things that can't be brought up easily...
like us.
What time is it?
It's already 1:30?
But why isn't this girl replying?
She's here.
What is she doing?
It's Joonie!
What are you doing, Man Goo?
- Did you drink? - Aigoo, Joon.
Shoes! You have to take your shoes off.
Why is a young guy speaking so rudely?
- Let's take off the shoes. - My Joonie.
Who did you drink with?
You're nagging.
What? Man Goo, did something happen?
- Why did you drink so much? - My Joonie.
Should I bring you water?
- I don't want any. - Let's take this off and go to sleep.
Man Goo, let's sleep now.
Bad guy!
- What? - How old am I?
- I'm saying I'm 30 years old. - What about being 30?
- What do you think about that? - What about being in your 30's?
You and I met in March.
March 3rd, 2015
Drinking in a street beer pub, don't you remember?
I didn't know then.
That you and I would meet and live together like this.
I had no idea.
Right?
We didn't know.
You know my friend Duk Hwa, right?
The one who had a shabby face and got into a rich family.
That girl said this...
"A boy twelve years younger than you? Why do you live with such a young kid?"
"What are you lacking for you to take him in, feed him, and even give him allowance?"
"If he leaves all of the sudden, you would be living all alone".
I was at loss for words.
Our Joon, our Joon's so pretty.
Yeah.
But Joon,
I told them that you would never do something like that.
Even though that rascal is super young, super immature, and super poor...
My Joon,
my Joon,
would only like me.
He would only think I'm pretty.
He would only take care of me.
So for a long time, he would live with me.
And he would only love me.
I told them that. I did well, right?
You did well, Man Goo.
Were you that worried?
Don't worry.
I'll go and wash.
Wow!
Did I even cry?
I should be an actress!
He totally fell for it.
Punk,
but there's no one but my Joon.
♫ When I met you for the first time, ♫
Nice bastard. "Stay With Me" Jeju Boy
♫ I couldn't even look in your eyes. ♫
A 33 year old woman and a 21 year old man.
I don't know when our story will end,
But for now,
I wish that he will be my side forever.
Since there are so many times I've spent by myself,
I feel awkward thinking about how someone is right by me.
We, who just started living with each other, are standing on the edge between joking around and being serious.
Why the suit?
I'm just trying it on.
Tomorrow must be a really important day. Fighting!
Give it to me,
when are you going to finish when you're taking that long?
I'm going to do it.
Are you complaining even when you can't do it well?
I'll do it for you.
To be continued soon...
How are you going to finish that when you're taking so long?
I'll do it.
You're complaining even though you can't do it well?
I'll do it for you.
I said I'll -
What are you doing?
If I look closely, Joon Jae, you seem really dull.
That nail sticking out of the wall has been bothering me since the first day.
I feel relieved now.
Did you block the nail with your hand?
My hands are stronger than they look.
Look at this. Nothing's wrong, right?
Wait!
Are you playing around with me right now?
What are you talking about?
I may not be the dull one.
It may not be me.
At the start of a relationship, everyone does what's best for the other person.
But when time passes and that relationship becomes comfortable, things can change.
Do Si, are you sleeping?
I'm going to sleep now.
So you're not sleeping?
I can't answer that.
I can't sleep.
I have something I'm craving to eat.
You really curious, right?
Do I have to be curious?
Now you're curious.
I'm not curious at all.
What it is...is yogurt.
We don't have any.
It's at the convenience store. You're going to buy it for me, right?
I'm really tired right now. I don't want to.
What are you doing to your only girlfriend?
I said if I only eat that one thing, I could fall asleep. Are you really going to be like this?
Your only boyfriend is dying of fatigue,
are you really going to be like this?
I heard other boyfriends instantly get up to buy whatever their girlfriends want.
You are awake right now.
Are you even playing with my words now?
I'd rather do that then go buy the yogurt.
So on this dangerous night,
you want me to go?
It's not that I don't want to go, but
you might get fat.
And you only eat the Strawberry kind, those have the most fat.
So you're not going?
I wouldn't say "not going." I can't go.
Even though the convenience store is right in front of us?
I couldn't go even if the store was in our house.
Wow, you're really unfair.
What's so unfair?
Then let me ask you a favor too.
Give me a massage.
Instead of sleeping, why are you asking for a massage?
My whole body is so stiff that I can't move.
To be fair, we can just do what each person wants.
I don't want to! I won't do it!
Even you don't want to, so why are you asking me?
Are you really going to be like this?
"Are you really going to be like this?"
Ah really!
Okay fine! Don't go.
Have some yogurt.
Strawberry flavor!
Doo Ri!
I went far because they didn't have strawberry.
♫ I must not be able to return, ♫
♫ since even the stars are momentary. ♫
♫ Because I have tried to love. With you, our happy youthful days. ♫ Song: Our Happy Youthful Days
What are you looking at?
Life is full of choices.
How many of those choices would I come to regret?
I'm not sure about anything else but one thing is for sure. We choose the path we walk on.
even though we haven't found the answers to all the questions in our choices,
But still, we aren't alone. We are two.
The time we spend together now...is...nice.
The Lover Ep. 3 - Our happy younger days The And
The Lover Ep 3 Track List
Hello!
Oh, give it to me.
No! I can wear this after I lose weight. This was also expensive.
Why did you meet this man?
- I miss her. - Why don't you do that?
- I'm arriving in thirty minutes. - Do I only have five minutes left? Aish!
I can't!- I need to look young-
Don't move. Stay still.
Delicious!